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#1

Sitron sa for siden:

  • All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
  • All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
  • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
  • The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
  • Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
  • When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
  • If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
  • Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
  • Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
  • A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
  • Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
  • Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
  • One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
  • Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
  • During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
  • When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
  • Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
  • Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
  • It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
  • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  • If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.


#3

allium sa for siden:

Den er ganske god.

Jeg fant på en ny da jeg så "V for Vendetta" i helgen:

Enhver ung, vakker kvinne vil til enhver tid ha nybarberte armhuler - også etter flere ukers opphold i torturkjeller.


#4

Muskat sa for siden:

:knegg:


#5

Ryli sa for siden:

Kjenner igjen det meste her, ja. :lol:


#6

mehmet sa for siden:

:latter:


#7

Claire sa for siden:

:humre: Stemmer bra.


#8

Divine sa for siden:

:gaah: Ja, dette er i alle fall min "pet peeve". Til og med i "Lost", gitt. :skuffet:


#9

nolo sa for siden:

Knallbra!


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