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#1

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Lurer litt på hvordan denne slår an. Er det bare jeg som har glede av å huske mer eller mindre interessante one-liners fra filmer?
Scarlett har laget reglene:

Husk at det skal gå an å svare på det. Ikke velg altfor obskure sitater/filmer. Og det er selvfølgelig ikke lov til å google.

Jeg begynner med en enkel en for å varme opp:

Yippikayey, mother f*cker

#2

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Bruce Willis i Die Hard. :)

#3

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Jeg legger ut en ny, jeg:
I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

#4

Agent Scully sa for siden:

:confused: Pass

#5

Toffskij sa for siden:

Casablanca! :rørt: Rick til Ilsa.

#6

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Jepp! :D Over til Tinetoff.

#7

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Mens vi venter på Tinetoff: Pausefisk:
"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a DeLorean? "

#8

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Back to the Future. :D

#9

Teofelia sa for siden:

Back to the future.

#10

Skilpadda sa for siden:

It really tied the room together.

#11

Teofelia sa for siden:

The Big Lebowski. :D

#12

Teofelia sa for siden:

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

#13

Juste sa for siden:

The Big Lebowski :D

Min tur?

#14

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Det er den første Gudfaren-filmen, vel?

#15

Juste sa for siden:

Oi, dødt løp gitt. Jeg trekker meg stille og rolig tilbake siden jeg er ny i denne tråden.

#16

Teofelia sa for siden:

:nikker:

Her er hele scenen:

Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me your family knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Oh sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Yeah!
Michael: You know, my father helped Johnny in his career.
Kay Adams: Really? How?
Michael: ...Let's listen to this song.
Kay Adams: [after listening to Johnny for a while] Please, Michael. Tell me.
Michael: ...Well when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to this contract with a big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. My father went to see the bandleader, with a contract for $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went to see the bandleader again, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, the bandleader signed the release, with a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was it?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.
[cut to Johnny singing again for about 10 more seconds before going back to Michael]
Michael: That's my family Kay, it's not me.

#17

Juste sa for siden:

Det er gudfaren ja.

#18

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Nei, ikke gå, Juste, nå skal vi se Heroes, så jeg avslutter. Du kan få min tur. :)

#19

Juste sa for siden:

Ok, en enkel en: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

#20

Kaz sa for siden:

Blues Brothers?

#21

Juste sa for siden:

...And we have a winner :ja:

Din tur

#22

Kaz sa for siden:

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

:værsågod:

#23

Tallulah sa for siden:

Tatt av vinden!

#24

Kaz sa for siden:

:jupp:

Din tur.

#25

Juste sa for siden:

Grumf glem denne siden dere greide og legge ut et spørsmål og svare på de 20 sekundene det tok meg og skrive dette :)

Et lite pause...monster? mens vi venter :peode2:

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

#26

Tallulah sa for siden:

Her kommer ny:

Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

(pausefisken er forresten Oh Brother, Where art thou. Men må sove nå)

#27

Juste sa for siden:

Wild at heart :digger:

#28

Tallulah sa for siden:

Jepp! Din tur!

#29

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Her kommer en på snei (min tråd, så jeg gjør som jeg vil :knegg:)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

God natt og sov godt.

#30

Tallulah sa for siden:

Skulk med stil! God natt!

#31

Juste sa for siden:

Ok, da er det av med silkehanskene. Denne er verre tenker jeg, et hint, den er fra 80-tallet.

I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Og med det så trekker jeg meg tilbake for i kveld.

Jeg har lagt ut svaret med spoilertag dersom noen lurer... Førstemann med riktig svar legger selvfølgelig ut neste som vanlig.

Spoiler
Bad Taste (1987). Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings, King Kongs første)
#32

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Bad Taste! :D

Ny: I've seen her dehydrate, sir, it's pretty gross.

#33

TGM sa for siden:

Breakfast club.

#35

TGM sa for siden:

Hmm tenke...

"I love you."
"I know"

#36

Skilpadda sa for siden:

The Empire Strikes Back (Leia til Han) og Return of the Jedi (Han til Leia).

#37

Skilpadda sa for siden:

"You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you."

#38

Majsa sa for siden:

The Matrix. (Oracle til Neo)

Ny:

  • There's so much life in you. And so much emotional larceny in these others.
#39

Toffskij sa for siden:

Man kan ikke gå og legge seg, nei. :leppe:

#40

Agent Scully sa for siden:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
God morgen, forresten :)

#41

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Ingen?
Et hint til, da:
"Me? Lawyer fucked me. Everybody's innocent in here. Didn't you know that?"

#42

Claire sa for siden:

The Shawshank Redemption?

#43

carolin sa for siden:

The Shawshank Redemption?

#44

carolin sa for siden:

Nå så jeg at du var først. :dulte:

#45

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Yupp! Du har 'an!

#46

Claire sa for siden:

Kanskje litt vrien, så jeg setter inn to sitater: :glis:

  • 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix.

  • So many assholes... So few bullets...

#47

Ami sa for siden:

Ford Fairlane - Rock'n Roll Detective!

#48

Claire sa for siden:

Jepp! Din tur. :)

#49

Toffskij sa for siden:

HA! Da hopper jeg inn med spørsmålet mitt fra i går:

  • They don't make Sunday.
  • Why not?
  • Because of God.
#50

Agent Scully sa for siden:

When Harry met Sally :)

Her kommer 8 kjappe: (Hint: Sci-Fi/Fanasy-ish)

  1. "Super-green"
  2. "The future is not set . . . there is no such thing as Fate, but what we make for ourselves by our own will."
  3. "Get away from her, you bitch!"
  4. "How can I save you? This already happened. I can't save you, nobody can. I am simply trying to gather information for the people of the present to track the virus."
  5. "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."
  6. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all."
  7. "You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAR!"
  8. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
#51

Toffskij sa for siden:

Korrekt, over til Kif!

#52

Ami sa for siden:

You know. I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicillians were spawned by niggers.

#53

Tallulah sa for siden:

True Romance!

hadde tenkt til å legge inn det sitatet i går faktisk.

#54

Ami sa for siden:

Fiiine filmen. :)

#55

Juste sa for siden:

Her kommer 8 kjappe: (Hint: Sci-Fi/Fanasy-ish)

  1. "Super-green"
  2. "The future is not set . . . there is no such thing as Fate, but what we make for ourselves by our own will." Hmmm....Matrix?
  3. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Aliens :digger: Go Ripley!!!
  4. "How can I save you? This already happened. I can't save you, nobody can. I am simply trying to gather information for the people of the present to track the virus."
  5. "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate." Spaceballs
  6. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all." Independence Day vel?
  7. "You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAR!" Harry Potter ett eller annet
  8. You know the difference between you and me? I make this lookgood Men in Black. (Litt opphengt i Will Smith Kif?) .
#56

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Ikke Matrix, nei.
Men ja, det ble 2 WS på rappen. Han kan lire av seg linjer, den mannen :knegg:

#57

allium sa for siden:

Twelve Monkeys?

#58

Agent Scully sa for siden:

:jupp:

#59

Skilpadda sa for siden:

Flere oppgaver, da? :vilha: Glitter? Juste? Allium? Må jeg sette i gang selv?

"Sorry Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers."

#60

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Gir dere opp? Juste vinner.

Her er svarene:

  1. "Super-green"
Spoiler
Fifth Element (Sagt av han enerverende DJen
  1. "The future is not set . . . there is no such thing as Fate, but what we make for ourselves by our own will."
Spoiler
Terminator
  1. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Aliens
  2. "How can I save you? This already happened. I can't save you, nobody can. I am simply trying to gather information for the people of the present to track the virus." Twelve Monkeys
  3. "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate." Spaceballs
  4. "I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all." Independence Day
  5. "You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAR!" Harry Potter 1
  6. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good. Men in Black
#61

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Ny:

#62

Claire sa for siden:

Åh, dette vet jeg. :tenketenketenke:

#63

carolin sa for siden:

Muriel's Wedding ?

#64

allium sa for siden:

Wall Street

#65

Claire sa for siden:

Kif: Wall Street

#66

carolin sa for siden:

Wall street

#67

Skilpadda sa for siden:

:riktig:

#68

carolin sa for siden:

Da er det min tur da:

"And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH? "

#69

Agent Scully sa for siden:

En til dere kan kose dere med. Samme tidsperiode:

#70

carolin sa for siden:

Trading places

#71

Agent Scully sa for siden:

The Fugitive? (Tipper...)

#72

Agent Scully sa for siden:

:jupp:

#73

carolin sa for siden:

:niks:

#74

Juste sa for siden:

Smokey and the bandit! Er ikke neste setning noe slik som "Right behind you" eller noe slik og så raser Burtern forbi?

#75

Juste sa for siden:

Ny: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

#76

Skilpadda sa for siden:

The good, the bad and the ugly! :digger: Kongefilm. Og en av de aller beste replikkene.

#77

Skilpadda sa for siden:

"Oh, man, if I wasn't stoned, there is no way you would have talked
me into this!"

#78

Juste sa for siden:

Ooooh den har jeg på tunga....Jay and Silent Bob strikes back?

#79

Skilpadda sa for siden:

:niks:

#80

Claire sa for siden:

Pulp Fiction ...?

#81

Juste sa for siden:

Aha, det er jo Out of Sight! Eller?

#82

Divine sa for siden:

Never mind ...

#83

Skilpadda sa for siden:

:riktig: Din tur.

#84

Juste sa for siden:

[url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000221/"][/url]Mann: So... I guess you've been with a man before...
[url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000420/"][/url]Kvinne: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Denne tar dere vel?

#85

Claire sa for siden:

Hot Shots ...?

#86

Juste sa for siden:

:ja:
din tur

#87

Claire sa for siden:

Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself," and the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Xxxx. I looked them up.

#88

Juste sa for siden:

Haha, A fish called Wanda. Den setningen får meg altid til å knekke sammen av latter, sammen med når Otto skriker "Dissappointed" til den tomme safen og så skyter den et par ganger :)

#89

Claire sa for siden:

:knegg:

Din tur.

#90

Divine sa for siden:

Eller når Wendy tiltaler Otto som "Mr. Manfredjinsinjin" uten å stusse et sekund. :skratter:

#91

Juste sa for siden:

Ok, en kjapp en så må jeg løpe. Svar i Spoilertag, så den som greier det kan ta neste.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

Spoiler
Haisommer
#92

Majsa sa for siden:

Hva med min, da? :snurt:

#93

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Vanskelig :confused:
Min er nok lettere:
"That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock"

Spoiler
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
#94

Dragonfly sa for siden:

Kif - Priscilla ?

Majsa jeg bare må spørre om det er fra Singles ?

#95

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Korrekt :riktig:

#96

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Anyone?

#97

Miss Norway sa for siden:

We're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

Beverly Hills Cop!

#98

Agent Scully sa for siden:

Og så var det dette stafettprinsippet da :snill:

Men jeg får vel gjøre alt selv:

#99

Miss Norway sa for siden:

Hjelp vi flyr / Airplane!
#100

Miss Norway sa for siden:

Her er en ny:

And I'm going be 40!

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