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When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question unless they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a huge disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit pencil pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why, yes I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he has cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
At this point, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’
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